Old Medicine by Rhys

OLD MEDICINE


In the olden days there wasn't lots of silver paper. Keith was 3 years old and had one sibling who was his sister, Mona. Keith's Grandma sold packets of silver paper and he got a piece and he did a trick on Mona. He swapped hands and Mona got it wrong because she picked the other hand and didn't get it right. So she stomped off and then Keith had no one and nothing to play with.

Except the silver paper! He got bored after 1 minute so he stuck it up his nose and got it stationary! (Which means it got stuck.)

Finally he started crying. So Keith's family went to hospital but then they went back home because Keith complained because he didn't want an operation. He wouldn't go back except for a deal: 50 cents, new pj's, socks and shoes, and ride to the hospital on a shiny new bike at their neighbour's house 

But the neighbor knew what to do!She poured black pepper down his nose and then he squeezed the pussy, infected, snotty silver paper out when he was sneezing.
He still got the deal for if he went to the hospital even though he didn't go to hospital, he still go the deal.  It was unfair for Mona because she got nothing and her little brother got 50 cents, pj's, socks and shoes.
Mona thought "boys are always lucky."